Game of Thrones Season 7 Trailer IS HERE!!!!

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How does he DO that?!

In the infamous words of Chris Hansen, "Take a seat." And like To Catch a Predator, anytime someone in Game of Thrones obliges to take a seat, you (and they) know they're fucked. The new GoT Season 7 teaser trailer gives us the same feeling of dread. It's epic that we've finally arrived at the crossroads in which Cersei, Daenerys, and Jon will have to face off, but, because it's Game of Thrones, you know shit is not going to pan out well for some (or most... or all) of our favorite characters.

We're treating to Cersei, Daenerys, and Jon coldly walking to their respective "thrones" to a haunting rendition of "Sit Down" by 90s British pop group, James. If you listen to the lyrics, it seems like a cryptic indication of what's to come: Will someone take the throne of thrones? Are we to anticipate some epic alliances to do so? Or will all three have to band together to take on the army of White Walkers? With only two seasons left, I guess we'll find out when Season 7 starts July 16!